Monday Morning Smile

A blonde, (sorry for the stereotype), goes into a coffee shop and notices theres a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. So she peel it off and starts screaming; “I’ve won a motor home, I’ve won a motor home!”

The waitress says, “That’s impossible! The biggest prize is a free lunch.”

But the blonde keeps screaming, “I’ve won a motor home, I’ve won a motor home!”

Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize.

But the blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motor home!” So she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads…..

WINABAGEL.

Have a nice Monday and week!

56 thoughts on “Monday Morning Smile

  1. colinandray

    Reminds me of an apparent dialogue with Dolly Parton during which she was asked what she thought about the (then) proliferation of “blonde jokes.” She was quoted as saying “I have no problem with “blonde jokes”, but then… I know I’m not blonde!” πŸ™‚

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    1. George Post author

      Yeah, there are only certain parts of the country where you can get good bagels. We’re lucky to be living in one of those places😊

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  2. cupcakecache

    Funny! I am blonde but I take no offense. The other day I was happy to hear of the computer glitch at Starbucks which allotted all coffee customers a free java. Sometimes you are in the right place at the right time.

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