My Least Favorite Part Of Summer

Do you think this guy checked the mirror before he left the house and thought this was a good look? Really? What the hell could he possibly be smiling about? He must be showing off his backpack because his ass is about to make me sick.
UnknownAnd this. Aero must be so happy their name is plastered on this woman’s butt because I know it would make me want to run out and buy a pair of shorts that fit just like that.

Unknown-1Come on, people. I know it’s 85 degrees out but it doesn’t give you the right to violate my senses with these fashion abominations. You can’t possibly tell me you think this is a good look for you. You can’t! I love summer but you’re giving me reason to want to hibernate.

So why?!

I gotta go. I think I’m about to lose my lunch just working on this post.

The things I put myself through for you people.

You’re welcome.

 

38 thoughts on “My Least Favorite Part Of Summer

  1. Kate Crimmins

    In reality loose clothes are cooler than tight clothes. That’s why there are mumu’s in the islands and they wear those long flowy robes in the middle east. Most, maybe all, butts are not that attractive. I can never figure out why people want to show off their butt floss.

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  2. Dale

    Ever notice it’s NOT the ones with the nice, perky asses who waltz around wearing these “fashion statements”? No, they don’t. Well, no, that’s not true. Some of them do but you can’t see them because they are hidden behind these wide loads!

    I was standing in line at an amusement park a few years ago and I was just people watching (what else is there to do?) and came to the conclusion that somehow, over time, pride took a back seat; nay, it totally left the planet! Here were all these young, chunky Chiquitas with their short “belly” shirts, below which was a muffin top of the super size variety, below which were the shorts that must have taken them lying down on the bed, using a fork in the zipper to pull up because they were three sizes too small… Surely they were beyond uncomfortable. Could they truly believe they looked good?

    So terribly sad.

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    1. George Post author

      That’s hilarious. Your response was better than the post. I couldn’t agree with you more. And you’re right, at some point pride really did leave the planet. Great response, Dale.

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  3. allthoughtswork

    What is needed here is one of those overly-friendly but poorly behaved Labrador Retrievers who like to shove their cold, wet snouts right in people’s crotches. It’ll be Bermuda shorts for the rest of the summer.

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  4. DailyMusings

    oh I am laughing so hard… thank you for saying it right out loud- I too have wondered what people are thinking when they leave the house dressed TOTALLY inappropriately. Do they have some magic mirror that says “you look hot go for it” ???? and yes, thank you!

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  5. Mindy

    Just because it zips, doesn’t mean it fits. I always have to reason with myself when I see things like this. Like, maybe they can’t afford new clothes so they just wear what they have? I have no clue, but abomination is the perfect word for these pictures haha

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    1. George Post author

      I love your first line……:) I’ll have to get that printed on a t- shirt or make up a sign to carry around with me so I can use it when necessary, which will more than likely be every six minutes or so….:)
      I’ve wondered the same thing about this being the only clothes they have. But let me ask you something. If this was all you had in your closet would you leave your house? Besides, there are so many places that essentially give clothing away, I’m sure they could find something. The problem is, they would need to err on the side of three sizes up, not three down….:)

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      1. Mindy

        Haha I’m sure some places already have shirts made!
        George, you make very VALID points. And I agree with you; however, I have to ignore all reason here (just like these people) and just go with my hopeful way of thinking on this. They left the house like that because they had very important things to do and had no other clothing…

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