Sunday Humor

In keeping with my lack of respect, confidence, respect and respect, for politicians……

A Senator is in a restaurant and the waiter brings over the rolls, but no butter. “May I have some butter, please?” The waiter gives a slight nod and wanders off. Three minutes later, still no butter. The senator catches his eye.

“May I have some butter, please?”

Still the vaguest of responses, and after another three minutes, still no butter.

“Maybe you don’t know who I am,” says the senator. “I’m a Harvard graduate, a Rhodes scholar, one of the wealthiest men in the United States Senate, chairman of the International Debt Subcommittee of the Senate Finance Committee, chairman of the Water and Power Subcommittee of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, and a member of the Senate Select Intelligence Committee.”

“Maybe you don’t know who I am,” said the waiter. “I’m the guy who’s in charge of the butter”.

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